Diary Thurs 11th August 2022

Another scorcher. 34 degs!

Chastity the local hairdresser has ended up in hospital after laying out in the sun too long! What goes through peoples minds? Not a lot mostly.

The glue on her hair extensions melted.

Can not wait until winter.

Although, the energy bills are going to be horrific! Heard on news that the PM met with energy chiefs, to discuss how much of their profits they will donate to the tory party I reckon ha ha!

I can just imagine Bozo:

Now, we are all done here chaps, Carrie has the jelly and ice cream ready !